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1 hour ago
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landonardo:

Like srsly tho. There’s no way they can hear each other from such a far distance. 

1 hour ago
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shittykouhai:

wowza-wowzers and i have sacrificed ourselves to the great lord and savior Shrek

ITS ABOUT TIME.

1 hour ago
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spookygoo:

I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

2 hours ago
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Anonymous
what is tHE SCARIEST SHIT you've ever saw?

THE FIRST TIME I FOUND OUT YOU CAN PLAY GAMEBOY GAMES ON NINTENDO DS.

So I was all like “YEAHHH IM GONNA PLAY POKEMONNNN” and I remembered how my brother still has Pokemon and some other gameboy games in his room. So I went downstairs and opened the door and I found my bro jAcKin ofF.

I literally just slowly closed the door and silently went back upstairs and internally cried. And I vowed to myself never to go into his room knowing how he’s in the house ever again.

2 hours ago
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Anonymous
have you ever been bitten by an animal? one time when i was little a goose bited me in the ass and my dad kicked him away like team rocket

Nah. Im safe in my seabear circle and sea rhinoceros undergarments.
Wow thats shit. Literally for my entire life I was convinced ducks and geese don’t have teeth and when I found out that they actually have teeth I was so friggin lied to and frightened as hell.

2 hours ago
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Anonymous
Im just curious but are you in college or still in high school?

I’m going into grade 10 in highschool and shit.

2 hours ago
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Anonymous
SHOW ME YOUR EYEBROW GAME, PIG IN HUMAN'S CLOTHING

My eyebrow game is weak as fuck.

Anonymous
how much do you love satsuki-sama?

LITERALLY MORE THAN MY EXISTENCE.